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{"fact":"Cats that live together sometimes rub each others heads to show that they have no intention of fighting. Young cats do this more often, especially when they are excited.","length":169}
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\"9th Inning\" is a song by American rapper Missy Elliott featuring a guest appearance by childhood friend and longtime collaborator Timbaland. Originally, a snippet was released on Elliott's official website on September 10, 2012. This song, along with the accompanying \"Triple Threat\", made its full debut via Ustream on September 17, 2012, and were both released as promotional singles on September 18, 2012.
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{"fact":"Cheetahs do not roar, as the other big cats do. Instead, they purr.","length":67}
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