{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Mail carrier","displaytitle":"Mail carrier","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2180295","titles":{"canonical":"Mail_carrier","normalized":"Mail carrier","display":"Mail carrier"},"pageid":620851,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/NYPL_1814_postman.jpg/330px-NYPL_1814_postman.jpg","width":320,"height":468},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/21/NYPL_1814_postman.jpg","width":1299,"height":1901},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1274546622","tid":"65fd29c7-e5ac-11ef-bff7-7f13af78ccd1","timestamp":"2025-02-07T23:36:48Z","description":"Postal worker","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mail_carrier","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mail_carrier?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mail_carrier?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mail_carrier"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mail_carrier","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Mail_carrier","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mail_carrier?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mail_carrier"}},"extract":"A mail carrier, also referred to as a mailman, mailwoman, mailperson, postal carrier, postman, postwoman, postperson, person of post, letter carrier, or colloquially postie, is an employee of a post office or postal service who delivers mail and parcel post to residences and businesses. The term \"mail carrier\" came to be used as a gender-neutral substitute for \"mailman\" soon after women began performing the job. In the Royal Mail, the official name changed from \"letter carrier\" to \"postman\" in 1883, and \"postwoman\" has also been used for many years.","extract_html":"
A mail carrier, also referred to as a mailman, mailwoman, mailperson, postal carrier, postman, postwoman, postperson, person of post, letter carrier, or colloquially postie, is an employee of a post office or postal service who delivers mail and parcel post to residences and businesses. The term \"mail carrier\" came to be used as a gender-neutral substitute for \"mailman\" soon after women began performing the job. In the Royal Mail, the official name changed from \"letter carrier\" to \"postman\" in 1883, and \"postwoman\" has also been used for many years.
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Sir George Oxenden (1620–1669) was the first governor of the Bombay Presidency during the early rule of the British East India Company in India.
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