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Cheetah was an American rock music and counterculture magazine launched in October 1967. Although influential, its run was short-lived, closing in May 1968. The magazine's name was the result of a licensing deal with the popular Cheetah chain of nightclubs, which in 1967 had outlets in New York City, Los Angeles, Chicago, and Montreal.
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